Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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