Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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