Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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