yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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