I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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