I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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