put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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