I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
