I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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