why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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