i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Yo dont text me then not text me
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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