whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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