he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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