Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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