i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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