i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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