time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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