dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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