She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
this boner is exhausting
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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