brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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