It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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