take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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