i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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