To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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