They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
