We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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