at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize