i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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