The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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