she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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