i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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