somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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