Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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