Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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