if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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