This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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