they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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