I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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