Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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