Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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