I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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