you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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