Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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