kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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