if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It's rum buckets o'clock
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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