Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
