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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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