We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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