is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
