She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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