OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My feet surprised me
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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