the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she looked like the before picture.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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