So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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