Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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