she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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