smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
