And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
